If you're a Directioner, you're probably a tumblr girl with so such swag it just might hurt.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
Seriously, Directioners are the deadliest of fandoms, and only pinch people's bums on Wednesday.
We eat two bananas for a pound, and three for a euro. Eat carrots every chance we get. Remember that.
WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS, BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE.
Cats (pussy's) are our animal, and when we greet each other, we say VAS HAPPENING?!
Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?!
CURLS.
by dimpslikeharry October 17, 2011
A Directioner is a person that is not only obsessed, but dedicated to One Direction, which are the five most perfect and beautiful boys in the world. A Directioner doesn't have to be someone who's been there from the start, but someone who will be there for these 5 boys till the end. Someone who won't leave the fandom after 6 months. A Directioner knows and loves absolutely everything about these boys. A Directioner always respects the boys' girlfriends, the changes they make to their bodies and any other faults they have. A Directioner will stand by these boys and defend them no matter what, through thick and thin. A Directioner is the type of person who might not have the best singing voice but will still belt out the boys' songs as loud as they can without a care in the world.
A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created
A Directioner will always remember July 23rd, 2010, the day that their world was created
Directioner: How many r's? OMG OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reblog this photo of Liam. OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly. *On The Computer Typing* OMG ONE DIRECTION ubygeyifghlghno;dgb
by Julissa.. StyPayHorLikSon August 17, 2012
A Directioner is a person that dedicates their life to One Direction. A Directioner is one of the sassiest people you'll ever meet. Watch out for directioners!
"Don't touch her she's a Directioner"
by Directioner girl October 25, 2013
A Directioner is someone who will stand by their boys 100% they don't always go to the concert, have their room filled with posters and all that. They sit by their laptop and vote for their boys, on Tumblr, Instagram and Twitter all the time. Watch their music videos so they can break the vevo record those motherfuckers. (DIRECTIONERS HATES VEVO AND WANT TO GIVE THEM A FIGHFIVE WITH A CHAIR SO THEY DIE) they read a lot of fanfictions, and cry over how beautiful their boys are. They are done with those carrot jokes, but deep inside they will never forget those five boys on the stairs that came to the top of the world. A Directioner is dedicated, and will kill the haters. If you hate on One Direction in front of a crazy mofo she/he will kill you. A Directioner is crazy as fuck and do the most fucked up shit ever, like leaking all the shit. They leak things they dont know about, and it will still get number one in over turdy seven countries. Like wtf why are Directioners so screwed, but at the same time the most awesome fans in da world? Idk. They are the most powerful fandom in the fucking world, even animals and old fucked up people like them.
A mother fucker "I ship Haylor1!1!1!"
The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"
B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"
C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"
D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"
"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."
The Directioner "listen ya little piece of shit, fuck you i am going to kill you in ya sleep!"
B- "dude why is she screaming and breaking the room?"
"She is a Directioner... She got a fangirl attack"
C- "how do they leak everything, and get all those infomations?!"
"Because we are fab"
D- a carrot "Neil is mIne!1!1"
"Listen ya little carrot; you a a little carrot and Nialls dick is to Big for you."
by DanishMofo December 15, 2013
Some one who stands up for what they believe in. Directioners honestly if you get to know them are amazing. Sure we can be crazy and sometimes a little mean, but isnt everyone at one point. I mean everyone always makes fun of us and tells us to shut up they will never meet you. Well guess what do we care no! why? because to some of us there more than just a band there role models, there the five idiots we can look up to. Each one of the boys from one direction has taught each directioner something different.
We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!
We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!
by DirectionerForever March 13, 2013
A new One Direction fan that started liking them in March. They don't understand the inside jokes and says mean things about Niall's teeth. They don't understand the concept of Jimmy protesting NO and they like them for their looks.
Girl A- Do you like One Direction?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
by feedtherainbow June 11, 2012
Directioners are dedicated about One Direction. You are only considered a Directioner if you have been there for the boys since day 1. July 23rd 2010 at 8:22pm was when One Direction was formed and saved millions of girls lives. Directioners are not to be messed with, they can either be your best friends or your enemies. Directioners are the best fans in the world and people can hate but we'll stick up for the boys no matter what! Hate on us but not on One Direction, they are our boys, our heroes. They are the 5 most good looking, talented, caring boys that you'll ever meet, they love us and we love them. As Louis Tomlinson said, 'It's like a teamwork between them and us.' They saved our lives and we are so grateful for having them in our lives. Hate on us as much as you want but you don't hate on them, we'll be there. Directioners will always stand up for the our boys. We love One Direction.
'Look, it's those Directioners.. I've heard they're the best fans in the world!'
'Oh my god, Directioners are looking at us, don't look!'
'Oh my god, Directioners are looking at us, don't look!'
by I'm Adoran That Horan December 30, 2014