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Another way for saying DPS (Damage per second)
Say it fast enough, it sounds close to DPS.

Used in reference to Epeen wad blowers in your /party raid who like to swing their epeens around like they rule the world.

They don't have dps scores, they have dpenis scores.
The higher the dpenis score their, larger their epeen is. It's a 1:1 ratio.
`My dpenis is huge tonight'
`dpenis lfg'
dpenis by kryptickmacka November 19, 2010
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An adjective to describe an extremly dope thing. So dope, that the word for male genitalia has to be added to the end of it to express its dopeness.

-Creds KitKat
"Holy shit jack, your pink hair is so dopenis!!!"
dopenis by FlamingoShit January 27, 2017

depenisification 

Verb: 1). the act of a male doing something unmasculine, girly or just too feminine for words (ie; cuddling after sex).

2. the transition a man goes through after his girlfriend has had his balls in her purse for more than a month (see; pussy whipped ).

3. a process in which a man loses all of his former uniquely male qualities (personality and penis alike) and becomes little more than XY chromosome and chest hair. He is now and essentially a mangina on legs.
Guy: hey, i saw Andy watching 27 Dresses and Maid of Honor...WITHOUT Julie.

Guy2: awe man...depenisification complete.

Guy: we've lost him.

diphenistrate 

If you diphenistrate you throw somthing out a window
I was fine untill mum diphenistrateed me
diphenistrate by Jack Nicholls April 12, 2008
A funny, pessimistic and laid back Kosovan male with a strong passion for annoying the community and eating food
Don’t speak to him, he’s a Dijenis
dijenis by Alxna November 22, 2021
From DLP (dead letter perfect) but also stands for dick long penis

-Mimi long, S2B
Teacher: make sure you work on your dlpenis
Dlpenis by Theaterkid2003 April 23, 2024