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so dinosaurs 

An expression used to state how old something is.
My grandma is so dinosaurs.

That house is so dinosaurs.

Friend: Wow, this book is so old it's falling apart!
Me: Yea, it is so dinosaurs.
so dinosaurs by MC B-FLOP January 5, 2010

wanking with dinosaurs 

BBC TV show (yet unaired) about the masturbatory customs of Tyrannosaurus Sex, Orgasmosaurus Ferox and other Mezozoic critters.
Did you know that little Velociraptors got off by humping the leg of giant sauropods?
Did you know that Microraptor Zhaoianus had a feathered dork?
If you didn't, then watch Wanking With Dinosaurs!

calling dinosaurs 

College slang term that refers to the act of vomiting; a play on the sound that one emits during regurgitation.
Freddie drank a fifth of tequila and spent the rest of the night calling dinosaurs from the bathroom.
calling dinosaurs by Mr. T-Jay April 28, 2003

Killing Dinosaurs 

a phrase meaning masturbation
it is a reference to an episode of family guy were a student asks a teacher "why are all the dinosaurs extinct?" and the teacher replies "because you touch your self at night"
what do you do with your free time at night?
i enjoy killing dinosaurs
Killing Dinosaurs by MarcTJoker January 16, 2011

Tummy Dinosaurs 

When you are so hungry that your stomache is ROARING like a dinosaurs.
"Man, I was so embarassed when I got the Tummy Dinosaurs in the middle of my SAT."
Tummy Dinosaurs by KammieDee October 15, 2009

Extreme Dinosaurs 

A kids' show that aired in the late 90's that was about dinosaurs mutated by aliens that travel to the present day to fight their also mutated velociraptor enemies who want to accelerate global warming to make the planet a haven for reptiles.

With them was one of the aliens, an officer of the intergalactic law wanting to bring the space criminal who mutated them and the raptors to justice. Also accompanying them was a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist who made them jet bikes by combining parts of used cars in his junkyard with advanced extra terrestrial technology.

Unless there is something horribly wrong with you, you've probably experienced an explosive orgasm from the sheer awesomeness by the time you've made it to this part of the definition.
Somethin's really rockin'
On planet number 3
Modern man's got prehistoric company
A colossal fossil feud, unlike anything before
Between the reckless raptors
And the Extreme Dinosaurs!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

Tails the snap like thunderclap
Talkin', stalkin' raptor trap!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four
Extreme Dinosaurs!
EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

Veloci-tossin' to the max
They'll fossilies em in their tracks!

EXTREME
EXTREME
EXTREME DINOSAURS

The crash and smash Jurassic four!

EXTREME DINOSAURS!