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dinglethwap 

A person engaged in the act of attacking stronger people, which results in the attacker's ultimate humiliation and ridicule.

Literally can be someone who engages in flicking a steroid monkey's penis in the shower (painfully) resulting in a sound pummelling by said 'roid monkey.
That Fuckeroni dinglethwapped me, so I grabbed him and jammed the showerhead so far up his ass, that now he has hot and cold running water coming out of each nostril.
dinglethwap by Pizza-The-Face July 13, 2007
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dingletwang 

Male Genetal Appendage - Penis
As used by "Ted Bullpit" From 70's/80's Australian Sitcom "Kingswood Country"
"Those pants are pretty short ted"
"Jeez me dingletwang isn't showing is it?"
dingletwang by Aussie Hoops May 11, 2007

dingletwat 

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.
While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.
dingletwat by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

Dingletwat 

When a girl shits and proceeds to wipe forward and leave shit in her vag.
Dude that chick has a dingletwat
Dingletwat by Stoned Ewok May 19, 2016

Dingletwatten 

When a girl has a wet vagina and she is wearing cloth panties, little pieces of the material will stick to the end of her vagina hairs. This is dingletwatten.
I went down on this girl who didn't shave for a few days and I had dingletwatten stuck between my teeth. It wasn't very pleasant.

dingletrap

a trap used to catch chicks
i caught that babe with my dingletrap
dingletrap by caf May 15, 2005

Dingletwad 

Dingletwad; appropriate term to refer to someone whom is a condescending/unintelligent person

Other variations of this term is described as being a bit** or an as**ole.
"Why the fuck would she/he do that, they're a fucking dingletwad"

"Yo, look at that dingletwad over there. "
Dingletwad by Katrkk October 16, 2024
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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