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dingleberry fiesta 

An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."

Dingleberry sniffer 

Someone who sniffs dingleberrys. Used as an insult by rednecks.
"What a dingleberry sniffer son of a gun!" used to offend someone
Dingleberry sniffer by GMGN April 21, 2020

Dingleberry El Grande 

When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter

Dingleberry Kush 

An instance when one eats a large quantity of marijuana-filled edibles and farts directly into his/her partner's mouth. The partner proceeds to inhale the fart, causing her to get "high".
Man, Barbara is so high, she hit Marvin's Dingleberry Kush.

dingleberry bandit 

Somebody who likes to eat dirty buttholes. Usually associated with rape festish or BDSM.
My dom totally blew my mind when they pulled me off the toilet and preceded to become a dingleberry bandit.