Ding-a-ling

The big black thing between your legs nigga, white people don't got them, they got pee-pees.

Leroy got the biggest ding-a-ling in my hood.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

ding a ling

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

by neosmurfay February 12, 2005

ding a ling

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

by tequisha2009forever April 14, 2009

Ding a ling

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

ding-a-ling

Penis

As a part of a Family Guy show, speaking about censorship on TV (FCC):

And if you find yourself with some young sexy thing
You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling
(Cos you can't say penis)

by Not Aviable Yet November 22, 2010

ding-a-ling

Synonym for "dingbat" or "crazy person" or "nutbar". Usually used to signify someone who's crazy or incompetent, silly or dumb. "Ding-a-lings" are usually also "out to lunch." They can present an inconvenience.

He shit the sheets. He's a real ding-a-ling.

by FunkMaster Dyllio March 3, 2006

ding a ling

Musical term used to describe the male member

I want you to play with my ding a ling................Kirsty shemale

by kirsty November 19, 2003