ding biscuit 

A psychotropic medication prescribed while in prison.
Lots of them going around since prisons replaced mental institutions.

Newbie's getting ding biscuits. Bring us some at chow time.

ding biscuit by Harmon E. January 6, 2012

Ding Biscut 

Someone who is just barely able to function in society. This person usually forgets things, leaves things behind, loses things, often misplaces his/her children, runs into stationary objects, forgets where the car is parked, can't follow directions worth a shit, finds books without pictures to be too much work, uses the words "um", "totally" and "like" to excess, cries to get out of trouble and has that rare talent of being able to burn water.

Guy #1" Jesus Christ she is a ding biscut!

Guy #2: I know but she sucks a mean cock and she is smokin' hot so I can't get rid of her.

Ding Biscut by two lips April 20, 2010