Sometimes known as Mel's Drive-In, a chain of 1950's (and sometimes 60's) themed diner known for nice 50's and 60's music with actual jukebox, delicious meals, and friendly staff. Often brings people who was alive in the 1950's, a lot of memories from these "great times".
This is a great diner! I love this place. I think Jenna's parents decided to name their second child Melanie after Mel's Diner since Jenna and Melanie are completely unrelated names, and they have been to Mel's Diner in Wilmington, New York near Whiteface Ski Resort.
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1. Servers at the Lake Effect Diner in Buffalo, NY. Known for their tendancy to have sex with real winners.(see Andrew: Texas Ranger)

2. Waitresses that are really friendly and flirtacious in pursuit of tips.

1. "Don't fuck any of the diner whores. They all fucked Alex."

2. "I gave that diner whore a 200% tip and all she gave me was a some girl Jenna's phone number"

by King of the Diner Whores December 11, 2006
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A person who is extremely attractive on the outside but crummy and ugly on the inside.
"I was at a party the other night and I ran into your ex boyfriend, what a diner cake!"
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The 95-year-old tried to pay for his denture paste with a diner's club.
by Armitando August 6, 2007
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A 24 hour vigina, pussy that is always open for biz
I'm horny, think i'll go the the giner diner!
by PM Gordanium January 9, 2009
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A woman who goes on/sets up a date to an expensive restaurant with no intention of putting out.
I don't know about Meg. I've gone out with her a couple times and I think she's a fine diner.
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An unpopular but very talented indie/hardcore rock band from the San Francisco Bay area in CA. They have released dozens of records and EPs and their 2 biggest albums are "Difference of Potential" and "The Underdark". Most of their songs contain instrumentals and there is less singing (or screaming) than your average song on MTV. Funeral Diner are a thinking man's band.
"What's your favorite song?"

"'Lie in Headlights', by Funeral Diner."
by cloudrunner May 3, 2005
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