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dimestore pony 

A prostitute who will hang outside a dollar store and lets you ride him or her for a dime bag.
"Hey, look at that chick out there, you know what she wants." " Ya, what a dimestore pony."
dimestore pony by Moneyshotman February 5, 2010

dime–store philosophy 

Cheap, one-size-fits-all explanations about life. They consist of clichés, empty truisms and tautologies, and (often contradictory) platitudes.

Dime–stores were common in the early part of the 20th c. Every main street had such a store where you could buy tawdry, second-rate stuff for cheap prices. (Now they're Dollar stores, though these are not as common or a central fixture in every town.)
I run from the coffeehouse whenever that windbag shows up with his dime–store philosophy.

I'll take Crumb's cartoons over the banal musings of a dime-store philosopher any day.

dime-store whore 

(1) a very cheap prostitute or (2) a girl dressed so as to look undressed
With her miniskirt and combat boots, Rachel looked like a dime-store whore.

Dime Store Slut 

A female who knows how to take a dick.
I met this Dime Store Slut last night who was down to fuck.
Dime Store Slut by ROB STEF April 11, 2012

directored 

To have a large amount of work scrapped through the last minute involvement of a Director expressing entirely arbitrary and subjective views.
"...Gordon has asked to see it before it goes out."
"Damn - hope it doesn't get Directored"

"I know we were supposed to be going live with the website this afternoon but its been directored and so it'll be next week"
directored by skotske January 7, 2008

dime store pimp 

A low rent wannabe pimp. A person who thinks they have nice cloths or have a nice car but they are really just cheap junk.
That guy over there in that suped up Oldsmobile, he ain't nothin' but a dime store pimp.
dime store pimp by Dime Store Pimp December 11, 2011