DILP 

Acronym for Dog I'd like to pet. Origin: Mike Primavera's twitter @primawesome

Aw look! What a DILP over there in front of the grocery store!

DILP by littleredmccarron June 16, 2016

DILP 

Dog I'd Love to Pet

- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.

DILP by SoyUnSombrero August 31, 2016

Dilp 

Dog I'd like to pet

"That dog is so cute it's a dilp "

Dilp by ChristinaD53 September 4, 2016

dilp 

D.I.L.P is acutaly an acronym that stands for Dad I Love Penis

Dude, that guy is such a dilp!
YE he probs is like dad i love penis

dilp by James Restos October 28, 2008

Dilp 

A dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a bitch.

Gosh that girl Sierra is such a dilp.

Dilp by Vance Freeman May 18, 2009

DILP 

An acronym that stands for Dad I'd Like to Peg.

Genereally refers to an attractive older man one would like to engage in pegging activities with. For when you not just want any kind of intercourse with that daddy but actually want to hit that prostate.

"Oh my God, this guy looks peggable. What a DILP!"

DILP by apicturewithasmile October 23, 2019

dilp 

a moron lax player, gay toaster, of the matticus steelmanius race

well if it isnt DILP!!!

dilp by G dubbya March 25, 2008