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Acronym for Dog I'd like to pet. Origin: Mike Primavera's twitter @primawesome
Aw look! What a DILP over there in front of the grocery store!
by littleredmccarron June 16, 2016

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Dog I'd Love to Pet
- Check out that guy over there. And his dog. What a DILP.
- Yeah, that guy is totally fuckable.
- No, not DILF. DILP.
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A dilp is commonly referring to a stuck up female, a bitch.
Gosh that girl Sierra is such a dilp.
by Vance Freeman May 18, 2009

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Dog I'd like to pet
"That dog is so cute it's a dilp "
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by ChristinaD53 September 04, 2016

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D.I.L.P is acutaly an acronym that stands for Dad I Love Penis
Dude, that guy is such a dilp!
YE he probs is like dad i love penis
by James Restos September 11, 2008

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Seven foot BFG (Big Fat Gay). Hes a sahafe militant brer, however, he steals AND THEN rinses all jokes.
awwwww you pulled a dilps!
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The act of leaving in a quick manner.
I went home with that hawt girl that I met at the bar. Things were going well until I realized she was actually a he. I grabbed my clothes and dilped! I seriously had to dilp!

Friend: Yeah, man. I saw you sprinting down the street half dressed. You were really dilping!
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