An adjective that describes any object that refers to or resembles the shape and form of a Dildo. Commonly used whilst describing architecture, or electronics.
Does anybody else think that tower looks slightly dildonic?
I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!
I'm not touching that remote, that thing is dildonic!
by DoutcheBag December 29, 2011
(adj.) A psychological dependency on mediated mechanical technology and rejection of human relationships.
by Ann_Arbor_gg January 16, 2009
by Myfriendgothitbyatrain2 August 21, 2018
by Joey Auburn May 1, 2016
a male (usually a teen) who is a virgin, and afraid of pussy. The futhest he will go during 'relations' is fingering a girl/eating her out.
Bill: dude the only thing i've ever done with my girl friend is finger her.
Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.
Bill:yea.
Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
Bob: havent you guys been dateing for a year.
Bill:yea.
Bob: lol, god damn dildonator .
by duck tape November 13, 2009
by up teh butt August 28, 2007
Like the plagues of history, a dildonic plague starts with a single infected person that spreads their infection to others. The symptoms consist chiefly of being driven to such distraction and stupidity in the face of easily avoidable catastophe that others who are not infected become convinced that having a violently raging dildo lodged in some hidden orifice is the only reasonable explanation, and that this "disease" is active and spreading amongst others.
This morning, our website was down because someone forgot to renew the certificate! Then the shipping department shipped my packages to the wrong address. Not an hour later, some guy clogged the toilet and flooded the bathroom by trying to flush it repeatedly. Finally, it ravaged operations, who accidentally canceled our Internet service! Someone should have taken the 10-inch vibrating mamba out of their ass before they came to work! We've got a freakin' dildonic plague on our hands!
by dirtforker February 9, 2020