Top Definition
A chick who masterbates a lot.
Chelsea made a doctor's appointment to get on the pill. That's 2 months from now, and then she has to be on BC for a month for it to be fully kicked in. Until then, she'll just continue being a dildomuffin.
by Gregg Brady December 01, 2006
a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.
shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin
by Phillip James McGuinness May 11, 2005

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