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Diesel Dyke 

A lady (often quite large,) that prefers the (very) close company of other ladies, known as femmes. Regularly seen wearing a lumberjack shirt, boots and dungarees/bib & braces overalls.

Origin: Due to the normal extreme mass of these 'ladies,' it has often been assumed that locomotion could only be facilitated with the assistance of a powerful Diesel engine.

See also Clamjouster, Mingeeta, Plaid-clad Whale and Rugmuncher


Source: Cutaway, Aug 9, 2004 "Dieseldyke"
Said at the A&E Dept, "I hope you've learnt from that young man, never get between that Diesel and her Femme !"
Diesel Dyke by cutaway October 28, 2004
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Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke 

A very, very masculine looking lesbian, usually with a short haircut and either very fat or very muscular. The opposite of a Lipstick Lesbian
Dude! That Mike Ditka Diesel Dyke bitch looked at you like she was about to kick your ass!

Raging diesel dyke 

The Alpha Dyke in a gaggle of dykes¹, a homosexual homo sapien female that triumphantly surmounts adversity dispatched upon their ascendancy towards tutelage. Such obstacles are assumably presented by "The Man"².

Visually identified by a high top fade, sleeveless flannel shirt, extremely large belt buckle, biker boots and an earring set connected by a chain matching a chain connecting a wallet and belt on one ear. A deltoid muscle tattooed with a heart inscribed with "Mom" or "Down With Dudes" completes the look.

Employment is key when identifying a RDD³ in the wild, the trucking company must confirm employment of good standing. If not, it must be reported that an imposter is pursuing a modified adaptation of stolen valor in order to usurp and control a specific gaggle.

To legitimize their hierarchical position, RDDs³ speak in faux baritone and presumptively create a robustly masculine facade (this may confuse the researcher due to the RDD's³ attitude towards men). Additionally, perpetuation of aggrandized established masculine behaviors substantiate the appropriation of governing dominancey.

¹ Gaggle of Dykes: not to be confused with a gaggle of gay gooses, a gaggle of dykes is the top 5 or so tiers of a RDD's³ social grouping.

² Author's note: It is unclear if "The Man" is the same individual and/or group that has historically engaged in enigmatically veiled caliginous practices to impede the successes of other minority groups.

³ Abbreviation: Raging Diesel Dyke
Terry is such a Raging Diesel Dyke, she took Janet's girlfriend, got rid of Pat's abusive husband and had the time to detail her rig this afternoon. An absolute legend of epic proportions.

diesel-dyke 

1. A dominant lesbian; a bull-dyke. Usually has short hair or mullet and dresses in male clothing or dungarees. Her opposite number is the "femme" or "baby doll". (Primarily West Coast usage circa 1950s)

2. Large and/or muscular female of the homosexual persuasion. Many are into rough sex with other dykes, and drive trucks & ride motorcycles. A very "butch" woman.
Reportedly, the actress Tallulah Bankhead had a hankering for diesel-dykes and it opened her up to blackmail by the L.A. mob, which was one reason her movie career never took over.
diesel-dyke by Tummy AuGratin February 27, 2006

diesel dyke 

The kind of lesbian women who is stronger and tougher then most men.
That diesel dyke knocked that guy out cold.
diesel dyke by Anonymous May 4, 2003

diesel-dyke 

more than a dyke. someone who plays baseball until she’s 14 then is forced to switch to softball. the dykiest of dykes.
“Hey have you met Ellie Brown...yeah she’s such a diesel-dyke.”
diesel-dyke by bab1159 February 3, 2021

Diesel Dyke 

A woman who thinks that she's a man. Well she doesn't really think it; she is a man in the inside. Diesel dykes make better 'men' than actual men. They're the only toughest group of people out there who aren't homophobic and think low of gay men - well they're lesbians anyway.

Most of the definitions in here seem to diss the diesels.

Diesel dykes are really quiet, relaxed and chilled, like that laidback guy (see bulldyke for the always-rude, bitter lesbians that hate the world).

They fight you only if you are rude to them - their aggressiveness is for good reasons (against homophobia, jerks, etc). They mostly think that they're one of the dudes - 'sup Harris, how ya doin' brother?'.

They are usually in small town bars and are truck drivers.

Just like how effeminate gay men make good friends with women, diesel dykes are perfected with the straight man.
Angry diesel dyke: Suck my dick you fucking prick. I will fucking kick your balls in if you touch my shenis, cunt. Ah...wanna take it outside? Let's go you little fuck.

Nice diesel dyke: Hey what's happening bro? How is your lovely wife Amelia? Oh it's so lovely to see you buddy. Want a beer dude? Cheers man! Gotta take a piss dude as my bladder is full of it *scratches vagina, off to the toilet*

Nice diesel: A brother is always there for you *thumps hand to heart*. I love you bud. You're a bro over a ho man. *hugs the male BFF*

Angry diesel: Homophobes should fucking die. No one messes with the LGBT community. I'd rip their fucking heads off with my mighty shenis!

Horny diesel: Fuck this bitch makes my testes explode. I'd shove my 8 inch dildo up her ass anytime until she squirts all over my girl penis.

Youse just the see ANGRY side of them.
Diesel Dyke by avialae March 20, 2013