jack diddley

jack squat, diddley squat got together one night and fell into a black hole===the result they *really* came up with nothing!

Even less than nothing, voidier than empty

I didn't to jack diddley last night cause I had squat for brains

by flippytale January 16, 2004

diddley-rum

The sound indicating the presence of a doodle-smacking monster on doodle jump, used to a) warn someone else of an approaching problem b) take the piss out of an authority.

a) Chick One: Hey Gloreen, you get my homework done?
(Teacher comes into view behind Chick One's back)
Chick Two: Diddley-rum.

b) Slacker One: Manager's coming.
Slackers Two, Three and Four: Rum-diddley-rum-diddley-rum.

by grnlk May 19, 2010

Bo Diddley

Part of the Dudar-Cressy vocabulary, 'bo diddley' is a word that comes between flash and sea shanty, meaning 'okay' - not too cool, but not too uncool, either.

I guess that shirt is bo diddley.
That movie was definitely not flash. But... it was bo diddley.

by Sailor V October 27, 2005

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

by Piss Pot Pete September 24, 2008

suck-diddley-uck

How Homer bad mouths his neighborino, Ned Flanders.

You suck-diddley-uck Flanders!!!

by dlogcher July 11, 2006

diddley darn doofus

An extreme insult that should never be used.

Him: You diddley darn doofus!!
Me: .....YOU UNCULTURED SWINE!!!

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

the Bo Diddley

the act of purposefully vomiting onto a girls vagina

"yeah that girl is a freak, she asked me to do the Bo Diddley"

by jeremiah thompson February 8, 2008