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Dictures 

Cell phone photos of your junk taken to trade with young ladies of loose morals.
"Oh shit, I accidentally sent one of my Dictures to my mom! Where did I put the razor blades and sleeping pills?"
Dictures by DangerDong January 25, 2009
A dicture is a picture of a dick sent by phone or in direct message. Shortened from "dick picture" or "dick pic".
Guy: Did you see my text?
Girl: Your dicture? Yeah I loved it.

Girl: I'm relieved that my dicture archive was saved on my iCloud.
Dicture by standarddarth September 12, 2014
Sending a picture of your "soldier at attention" in a text.
A guy I was just getting to know, hadn't even met yet, sent me a dicture.
dicture by Say No to Dictures. February 5, 2010
When a male sends a picture of his dick through a social media message platform. It may be sent unsolicited or solicited.
A guy just sent me a dicture. I must say, it’s not very appealing.

Ali refuses to call out the men by name who send her a dicture, she has a big heart. Unlike some of the dictures she receives.
Dicture by Nosila Smada 13 November 21, 2020
A picture in which a person looks like/poses like/acts like a dick

Usually seen on Myspace
"I don't get it. Is this a photo of your chin or a turtle's ass and why have you uploaded it 17 times and posted a bulletin insisting that I comment them?"

"Because that angle makes me look hawt!"

"Dude, if you wanna take dictures of yourself, fine. But don't force 'em on me!"
Dicture by Jimmette June 27, 2008
Amanda: Ew Will just sent me a dicture
Baylee: Gross
Dicture by GemmaRose January 8, 2017