Dick Twin 

When two bros find that they have identical penises.

“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”

Dick Twin by Neubekk June 19, 2019

dicktwitch 

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells

Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.

dicktwitch by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018

Dick Twin 

You're watching porn, and then you see something on screen that looks a lot like the something in your hand. Your dick twin! And suddenly, you feel a lot better about yourself. Suddenly, you feel like you're having sex yourself! Depending on what's done in the situation, 'dick twin' can be both a verb and a noun, and it can be both the actor on screen, and the little actor who gets way more screen time.

'Wow, that's a dick twin right there.'

'I'm dick twinning, send you the link later.'

'I dick twinned last night. But I think mine's a little girthier.'

'Dick twinnage can save a man.'

'My dick twin even sounds like me.'

Dick Twin by lookaroundyou August 25, 2013

Dickwinder 

A chick so ugly/fat that your dick is gasping for air and can't function, like when you are winded from a gut punch etc.

They had re-runs of Roseanne on the other day, that chick is a massive dickwinder!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 23, 2015

Dickwinder 

A chick so unattractive it takes the wind out out of your dick.

Check out the dickwinder over there, she is hideous!

Dickwinder by Tittysweet September 13, 2015

dickthinker 

A man with sexual motives or a man "thinking with his dick"

Wheres Matt tonight?

Ohh hes with his girlfriend.

...Such a "dickthinker"

Haaard.

dickthinker by Wayne-OH February 20, 2011

dicktwister 

Something extremely challenging/painful. #thestruggle

Fuckkk dude, cleaning out the basement was a real dicktwister.

dicktwister by ireallydontcareabootit October 23, 2014