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1.
Dickton is a metric unit or measurement. This unit is typically applied to things on a massive scale. It is smaller than a Fuckton but quite a bit larger than a Shitload.
I have a Dickton of shit to do at work before I can meet with the young Filipino sex slaves.
by robopath January 25, 2008
 
2.
a unit of precise measurement when one has no real clue
That piano weighed a dick ton!
by jdawgger6969 July 21, 2010
 
3.
A more than plentiful amount; Word-combo used to substitute phrases like, "a lot", "too much", or a "shit-load." This word is to be used creatively as if you were actually to be measuring the amount by weight in penis.
Man, I just puked a dick-ton." or "Did you see that?" "No, what?" "There was a dick-ton of elderly people on motorcycles!
by Yoda Bon Zelda July 30, 2011