Dickshelf 

A term, originating from the Hawaiian island of Kauai, used to describe an individual who is completely useless. Commonly used in reference to a person who wants to appear busy and is doing something of value, when in fact they are doing absolutely nothing but wasting time and oxygen.

I hate working with that guy, he never does shit, he's a total dickshelf.

Dickshelf by Small-balls Mike September 7, 2011

Dick Shield

When a person's stomach sticks out so far that it prevents the person from getting a squirrel tap.

Frank is so fat, his dick shield blocked my squirrel tap.

Dick Shield by Lord Christopher November 29, 2007

Dickshed 

Slang for a slut or whore.

That girl has done it so much, shes a dickshed.

Dickshed by ReDevil October 16, 2009

dick shield

A condom, rubber johnny, propylactic.

"I put a shield on my dick
To protect me from that HIV shit"
- Notorious B.I.G.

A dick shield, hence.

dick shield by Charlesm12345678 November 15, 2007

Dick-Shield 

Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.

*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block

"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."

Dick-Shield by spaceymaree February 4, 2020

dickshitdeity 

Canada has a new deity, the deity of man. The shared dickshitdeity, the 8th delusion of reality, that combines the 7 free floating delusions of reality. The blasphemer, sac religion. The religion of man, born to make mistakes.

" Our glorious dictaker fagdoe, has introduced the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, the religion of man sac religion the religion of balls."

dickshitdeity by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024

dickshitdeity 

the new and improved shared religion in Canada. The 7 free floating delusions of reality combined with the unknown 8th sac religion, the religion of balls, the religion of man, the blasphemer.

"fagdoe introduced a religion by the new and improved shared dickshitdeity, a sac religion that combines all other religions, the religion of man. Born to make mistakes."

dickshitdeity by Spoonman1969 December 28, 2024