Dick Cunt

Such a big cunt that you are so frustrated that you do not know what to say prior to calling them a cunt, so the word dick sorta just slips out.

"Hey Johnny"
"Damn, stop being such a DICK CUNT",

by JOSH SMITHERS February 13, 2016

Dick Cunt

A very abusive, yet funny person. They can be nice to people and utterly destroy other people.

"Man.. that guy was weird." "Nah bro, that guy was a dick cunt"

by DC Disturbed June 17, 2009

Fucking Motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face

when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense

dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night

you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!

dickhead: what?

you: never mind

by pioneer2108 December 29, 2011

Dick Juggling Cunt

An insult to be used for many people! Dick juggling can be used to call someone gay or a slut and cunt, well, a cunt. Therefor this insult is a great multi use phrase for all you zesty bois out there

Person 1) oh I banned you from my Christian roblox server cause you are a... RETARD

Me) well Bertholomew... you sir are a dick juggling cunt

Person 1) wow that’s a bit harsh how’d you know I’m gay though

by WillSuckDickForMemes April 23, 2018

cunt-dick

the biggest oxymoron known to man

"thats a bunch of cunt-dick"

by cunt-dick June 15, 2009

cunt-dick

A colorful synonym for a human female’a clitoris. A clitoris is essentially a malformed penis. Hence, cunt-dick

Example 1:
I’m loving the way you tongue punch my fart box. It is making my cunt-dick very hard.

Example 2:

I love it when you suck my cunt-dick. Now come over here and rub your dick against my cunt-dick.

by Cumdumpster33 January 13, 2019

Dick face cunt nugget

Someone who is the most awful person ever.

Mr.Harris if you don’t stop being a dick face cunt nugget imma toss you in a fire and do a devil worshipping ritual with your body!

by Lolgayasf July 14, 2019