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The hard, crusted-on piece(s) of tissue left adhered to the male genetalia by seminal fluid after cleaning up from a session of masterbation. Often not found until the next cleansing of the body. Can be akward to explain to a partner.
When she found his dickoupage, it was obvious that he had taken some time to pleasure himself. She wondered when he had last showered.
by MAG71 February 08, 2009
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After wiping off your johnson, that bit of toilet paper that sticks like glue to you
"Is that some nasty infection or dry skin on your penis?"
'Nah, it's just some dickoupage"
by nightmares999 September 13, 2011
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