Dickroids 

Small blue capsule with the word Pfizer written across it. Available in 25, 50 and 100 mg doses. It's designed to cure erectyle dysfunction but mostly gives you a wicked ass headache.

Scott: "Oh...hey, usually people call before they come over but what's up? What do you want?"
Andrew: "well...you know...I'm meeting Lebron...I need some blue pill."
Scott: "Blue Pill?"
Andrew: "Yeah, you know dickroids?"
Scott: "For the thirteenth time Andrew, they cost me $50 for a pack of four, I can't keep giving them away you know."
Andrew: "Yeah, but you're not using them."
Scott: "Thanks jerk. But one day I will. I'm just in a dry spell right now. And these dickroids will break me out of my slump. I can't just give them away."
Andrew: "You are so messed up, dude."

Dickroids by Aaslimshad December 9, 2008

dickoration 

The act of decorating one's penis through methods including but not limited to:
- tattoos
- diamonds
- stickers
- wax paintings
- gems
- piercings

Synonyms: pejazzling, aka. penis vajazzling.

"Oh Pedro, your dickorations make my vajazzles tingle."

dickoration by The Vajazzlers September 12, 2014

dickoholic 

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them

Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!

dickoholic by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016

Dicktron 

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.

Tom Cruise lived happily ever after on the planet, Dicktron.

Dicktron by Jack De October 18, 2008

Dickologist 

Someone who studies and specializes in the male organ.
A doctor that checks up on the testicles and has to look at someone's dick for eg diseases (STD's), or misshapes.

A plastic surgeon that specializes in operations to the male organ.

"Man, I had sex with this woman, and now I start to have a rash on my penis."

"Visit the Dickologist".

"My penis is too small; I can't pleasure my wife"
"I heard the dickologist at 49th street can lengthen it with a small surgery".

Dickologist by Fukaface! December 16, 2010

dickonnoisseur 

A connoisseur of dick.

One could say that Jenna Jameson is a dickonnoisseur.

dickonnoisseur by Dickonnoisseur July 17, 2009

dicktroit 

Another name for the shittiest city in the United States. It has the worst people living in it and sky high taxes.

Man 1: Shit, I have to go to Dicktroit this sucks!
Man 2: You mean Detroit.
Man 1: Shut up Ron.

dicktroit by Big Goody June 14, 2020