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For a individual male to have exclusivity opportunity to have sexual relations with a group of females.

Ie. Your dick having a monopoly over a group of women as you are the only straight male in the group setting.
When Steve showed up to his Gender Studies class, he quickly he realized he was the only male registered.

Steve did not mind because he now had a dickopoly over the bitches in this class.
Dickopoly by Storm11 March 31, 2014
Attack made wit many dicks, preferably in a hole
Oh Shit Man! Sammy Just Got A Dickopoly Up The Ass,I Think He Liked It
dickopoly by Tha Supa Stud July 29, 2003

Dickology 

Dickology

Pronunciation- DI-CK-AW-OLA-GEE
The origin of this word is from 'Ancient Greece'.

The meaning of 'Dickology' is the study of the "body count" women have. Women usually keep a journal of their 'Dickology'.
Jennifer- "Hi doctor Mike I think I have a STD"
Dr Mike- "Well ok Jennifer, do you think I can check your Dickology"
Dickology by Zestypoopoo February 24, 2021

dickoholic 

Someone who is addicted to dicks and sucking them
Christina: Do you know Sarah?
Leanna: Yeah, she's a real dickoholic!
dickoholic by TOPSTAR88 December 5, 2016

Dickology 

Dickology is the obsession of studying the anatomy of the male penis, and not being able to stop drawing penises.
Dickology is found in the character Seth in the movie Super Bad
Dickology by Jaci and Ellie April 20, 2008

dickotomy 

A man who has completely opposite physical and mental effects on a woman. For example, a complete asshole that makes your legs shake. Or, an amazing soul that makes you swoon, but has a tic-tac.
"I can't believe I'm calling up this dickotomy again, but I'm feeling lonely tonight."
dickotomy by ImRealIThink July 23, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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