The act of inserting your penis into an electrical outlet due to sexual frustration or strong influence of alcohol. Or a rather comical suicide. Hell, I'D find it funny.
"So what'd you do this weekend, Bill?"
"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."
"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"
"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."
"Well yesterday I sorta...you know, jacked in."
"Oh God, so you watched the damn Matrix series and now you think you're Neo or something?"
"...Uh, yeah, totally what I did. Not getting Dickjacked, certainly not."
by Fugameelugga October 16, 2005
Even though the band Trucker played with Weezer and Arcade Fire their local radio station won't play them because they don't wear girl jeans.
It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.
It's obvious they are getting dickjacked.
by THE ONLY DICKJACK INVENTOR January 5, 2011
"Hey you know Kayla right?"
"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."
"Oh yea? How do you know?"
"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.
"That's a shame. She Was hot."
"Yea, why, what about her?"
"She's a major dickjacker bro."
"Oh yea? How do you know?"
"She broke my bed over the weekend, no joke. And the other day Cody told me she messed around with a lot of guys.
"That's a shame. She Was hot."
by pseudobro August 28, 2011
by SunnySmiles November 5, 2013
Dick-jackers: men who post nudes of women online for the sake of helping other men jack off or to hear, “you’re the goat, bro.” Probably loved getting hazed in college because it gave them a sense of inclusion. Also the first to offer their asshole in prison.
by Yourmomshouldaswallowed October 25, 2018