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Cold dickings 

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW
He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.
Cold dickings by fanbake December 14, 2011

Slim Dickings 

When you're about to have sex with a beautiful lady and find out she has an Adam's apple, but just go with it....
Tommy was hitting on this pretty girl. She told him up front she's transgender. Tommy went with the slim dickings and took her home
Slim Dickings by Tommy Boy56 November 4, 2017

jamie dickings 

He's a full time sick cunt. Facebook famous for buying a random poor family ice cream.
Did you hear what Jamie Dickings did? He bought a poor family ice cream!
jamie dickings by sarah0b July 6, 2016

good dicking

when a guy gives you good sex
Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.

Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
good dicking by bonerpatrol456 March 6, 2016

Dicking Down 

Intercourse. A synonym for laying the pipe, pounding her out, balling, tapping that ass, etc...
You know he's dicking down your sister, right?
Dicking Down by A.C. Sativa December 30, 2013

Proper Dicking 

When one does not simply get fucked or made love to. When the dicking is so suave, the dick resembles the voice of Al Green, with the badass behavior of Liam Neeson, and has the speed and stamina of Usain Bolt. Commonly used by Australians, notably in European hostels.
Friend: "Did you give that girl the old hammer last night?"
Guy: "No mate, I gave her a proper dicking"

Friend: "Very well"
Proper Dicking by SlyDirtyDog September 4, 2013