Dickensian Bowtie

Where a person has (due to the misfortune of succumbing to throat cancer) a breathing hole put in the throat, which is then violated by an erect penis. This act causes the hole to bleed, and the attempted breathing of the recipient causes blood to spray in the formation of a bow tie on the neck. If the blood fails to make this pattern, the penetrator should attempt ejaculate in on the recipients neck to assure a bowtie is present. A Dickensian Bowtie is often (customarily in the Midlands of the UK) proceded by an Intergallactic Mushroom slap.

Darren seized the opportunity and gave Chris a Dickensian Bowtie.

Dickensian Bowtie by ImissPaulineFowler September 8, 2009

dickensian adventure

Unsavoury pursuits in 1950's style scholastic establishments which aim to "reek havock" and instigate general hysteria. Inspired by the great work of Charlie Dickens and Russell Brand and accompanied by "Geordie;" our trusty skeleton, whom we have wounded and consequently mended. We backcombe our hair, wear Grecian-style oversized cloaks and abide by our official handbook: "Ghost Hunter", a complimentary gift from The Guardian.

Dickensian adventures include:
1. Main entrance window exit extravaganza.
2. Raking from vending machines, collecting golden coins from the undercarriage of the machine, using the always-reliable luncheon-cuisine tray.
3. Launching trolleys down stairwells into unknown Dickensian worlds.

dickensian adventure by Charlie Dickens/Russell Brand followers. December 7, 2006

Dickening 

Rough sex, usually with one male dominating the other partner, resulting in said partner having a limp or mild bruising.

"Why is Shelbie walking funny?"
"Jeff gave her a good dickening after the party last night."
"Ouch."

Dickening by SemenSponge June 15, 2014

Dickening 

Lovemaking performed by a dick that is so good it haunts you

Chad gave me a dickening last week and I think I may need to see an exorcist

Dickening by Chady Chaderson August 14, 2019

john dickenson 

A random mf that was supposed to baby sit his friend's child and ended up killing both of them.

Mary: "Hey! Where are my children"
Charles: "john dickenson ate them bitches"
Mary: "im going to stab your butthole."

john dickenson by Im slowly losing me sanity February 17, 2023

Dickenzian Fibbernosh 

The practice of eating ice cream from someone's anus

Ice Cream Truck Operator: Would you like vanilla or strawberry ice-cream?
Hot Girl: How about some vanilla, so I can bend over and give you a dickenzian fibbernosh
Worker: I love chocolate vanilla swirl!

Dickenzian Fibbernosh by Dr. Horatio Gerondista October 18, 2008

Dickening 

A complete destruction of all traces of innocence by means of a relatively large dick. Can also destroy other things. Like vaginas and assholes

Wow. Tailor is leaking shit everywhere. Her ass must have seen the dickening last night

Dickening by Old dicker January 11, 2017