Dick Door(s) 

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

Dick Door(s) by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Dickdoodlesville

A place where Projects pile up but nothing ever gets done

As Mayor of Dickdoodlesville Teebags spent most of his time Procrasturbating rather than getting any real work done

Dickdoodlesville by Birdy604 October 14, 2021

Dick Door 

The act of a male going to the toilet to urinate(and sometimes pooing) and instead of washing his hands when finished, he instead exits the toilet and uses the same hand that was used to hold his junk(or wipe his ass) to also open doors. This leaves traces of his dick particles on all door handles he has touched for others to come along and touch.

Carlos: Eewww, I just saw Thiago leave the toilet before me without washing his hands and then re-enter the office building.
Geoff: Did he turn the door handle to get back in?
Carlos: Yeah!
Geoff: What a cunt! That's Dick door. Make sure you desanitize your hands

Dick Door by Big Kahuna Burgers January 6, 2012

dick door 

The perforation of one's underwear in the area of his dick.

Some women think men hang their penis out of their dick doors to pee, when, in reality, most men just pull their pants down.

dick door by Mitzell August 4, 2004

dick-door 

noun; a slang term referring to the female genitalia.

After billy repeatedly asked sally if he could touch her dick-door, she slapped him, and got out of his truck.

dick-door by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

Dickdoodling 

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.

Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!

Dickdoodling by Yosemitic July 18, 2009

dickdoo 

If your belly sticks out farther than your penis does then you have a dickdoo

if your belly sticks our farther than your dick do

dickdoo by dmessxpress June 19, 2003