Dickpants McDaniels 

The name someone acquires when they split their pants in the crotch area while going commando. Also known as DP McDaniels.

Did you see what happened to Jared when he got back back from lunch? He's a real Dickpants McDaniels!!

Dickpants McDaniels by DP McDaniels October 3, 2008

Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

Dickanese by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

dickpants 

skintight jeans commonly worn by 80's rockers and metalheads. Pants are so tight that you can see the dick, hence the name dickpants. Can also be refered to as brokeback pants.

"Hey John, nice jeans man. When the hell did you start wearing dickpants?"

"Went to that Twisted Sister show the other night, can't believe those guys are still wearing dickpants!"

dickpants by devillock July 23, 2006

dickanus 

when someone you know is being unsavory./you.

"I'll call you by your name...dickanus."

dickanus by dirk squarejaw May 5, 2003

dickanus 

Someone who is being a 'dick' (as being annoying) and an 'anus' (retard)

That fucking dickanus is pissing me off.
Dickanus!
I've never seen such a bigger dickanus in my life!

dickanus by Roxton September 13, 2006

dickpants 

A contemptible person

Guy 1: Jacob was so rude at that party last night!
Guy 2: I know right? He's such a dickpants!

dickpants by Qwertyquoo March 3, 2022

dick ants 

A common alement from fucking an anthill. Then then are spread from host to host during intercourse via ejaculation.

Blood, globs of semen, ant carcasses are signs of dick ants.
A common case was on 4chans section called /b/ or random where anonymous posted asking for help. The post indicated he knew nothing about dick ants.

"Bitches don't know bout' my dick ants."

dick ants by anonymousTyTy August 28, 2011