dick-a-lick

1. The dumbest person you know. Someone who makes stupid mistakes, and has "dumb blonde" characteristics.

2. D.A.L. is also a secret organization of only the highest ranking selection of "dick-a-licks". Goes under the code-name: Defends all losers.

Chody: Yeah, I got a 21 on the ACT, that thing was so hard

D.A.L. member: I could take a shit on the test and get a better ACT score than that, dick-a-lick!

Person 1: I think three rights... make a wrong

Person 2: Three rights make a left and you're a dick-a-lick...

by The Human Centicorn January 01, 2012

Dick-O-Lick

One who is a doer of; or involved with the licking of a dick.

Guy: dude, did you see that faggot the other day

Dude: yea, what a total dick-o-lick

by HeHeTatoo November 21, 2009

Dick Pussy Lick

When sexual intercourse is happening and a person will lick the dick and the pussy together.
in basic terms,it is a threesome

Guy:Holy crap dude!I just preformed a Dick Pussy Lick last night with Jennifer and Samantha!
Guy 2:Omygawd I am so doing that this Friday Night

by CumSomeCumDud October 14, 2018

dick lick

one (usually male) who is something of an asshole who enjoys self-gratification at the expense of others.

dude: so whats up
asshole: you are gay
dude: f off dick lick

by Kais June 28, 2004

Dick Lick

A total, extreme, amazing f*cking douchebag

Orion is such a dick lick.

by super uber dinorex May 18, 2009

Dick Lick

Your average insult, usually between makes during arguments of extreme stupidity

Guy 1: Hey man, stop camping!

Guy 2: Make me you Dick Lick!

by Atticus Sullivan July 01, 2009

Dick lick

Some faggot that thinks he knows all, and probably goes home and licks cum off a man's dick.

You peice of shit dick lick!

by Kyle August 24, 2004