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dick wrap
i told my friend to be sure that he used a dick wrap but he thought I meant to literally wrap his dick b4 he stuck it in her- so he got out the plastic wrap!
dick wrap by ( . )( . ) June 23, 2003
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well, wrap my dick in a blanket
An expression of surprise and disbelief. similar to "well, I'll be" or "I've seen it all"..... but with more dick
So, you're telling me that you are a doctor AND a lawyer!? Well, wrap my dick in a blanket! What a story!
well, wrap my dick in a blanket by Chicken Chicken Pumpernickle December 9, 2016
Dick Wrapper
A female of the species Homo Sapien. This term refers to the fact that the most important aspect of a woman's identity is the fact that she is engineered and constructed so as to wrap around penises
Diana came over last night ... that is one energetic Dick Wrapper.
I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.
That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
I need to hit the club tonight and pick me up a dick wrapper.
That bar was litterally polluted with cougars and other assorted dick wrappers.
Dick Wrapper by Mr HJL January 17, 2008
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dick wrappers by extet May 26, 2010
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dick wrapper by buttrz January 23, 2009
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Dickwrapped by KimBaLi March 20, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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