Toot my own dick 

A bastardization of the idiom "Toot my own Horn" but emphasizing a narcissism equivalent to wanting to have sex with yourself. Used ironically to brag.

Person 1: I don't mean to toot my own dick but I think this is the best painting I have ever made and better than what anyone else will ever make.

Person 2: Keep it up and eventually that ego will expand to the point it collapses and you devolve into an asshole.

Toot my own dick by A. Creed May 8, 2010

dick toothbrush 

When she wipes the cum off her teeth with his dick.

She used my dick as a toothbrush. Like a dick toothbrush.

dick toothbrush by YouknowMe124 September 30, 2019

Dick-Tooth 

The residual yellowish discoloration that settles on the teeth of a person who performs copious amounts of fellatio.

For many years, I have speculated upon the reasons why her teeth were so yellow at such a young age. Then the answer hit me like a ten ton truck. She has Dick-Tooth from all of the blow J's that she has given to numerous men throughout town.

Dick-Tooth by MuthaFuckaJones December 30, 2011

Dick Toothpick 

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.

Dick Toothpick by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017

Dick tooth 

A person with a penchant for having dicks in their mouth, similar to a sweet tooth.

Maria went out friday night for a nice dinner but her dick tooth got the better of her again and she sucked off the waiter in the bathroom.

Dick tooth by ladislav77 March 9, 2022

Your dick a toothpick 

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

Your dick a toothpick by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018

tooting your own dick 

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

tooting your own dick by G.andy18 February 28, 2017