Street Dick

A nasty hot dog bought from a street vendor. Probably been floating in rancid dirty water all day and handled by some smelly dude sweating on the sidewalk all day.

Dude, what are you eating ? I'm eating a street dick, very delicious and nutritious. Nothing like street dick, breakfast of champions.

Street Dick by EightBall August 2, 2012

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street dick

1. a homeless person's dick
2. some guy you met on the street

1. so this one street dick who was thizzin balls started hitting on me today!

2. L: i got me some of that street dick last night
A: oh shit, how was it?
L: i dono man, i think i shud go get myself checked now...

street dick by the roadhouse December 24, 2009

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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.

Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.

That Indian Street Dick by Literally Every Booty Warrior March 16, 2025

Street Fighter Dick

A Street Fighter player who picks Ken every game with the intention of being an extremely gay and cheap fighter.

Spencer picked Ken again? Spencer is such a Street Fighter dick!

Street Fighter Dick by Jerry Allegron January 25, 2009

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Ultimate Street Fighter Dick

Someone who pretends they are choosing a weak character than quickly changes to cheap characters such as Ken after his/her opponent has chosen their respectable fighter

Matt made Ian think he is going to choose Sakura but he swiftly moved his cursor to choose Ken after Ian chose his fighter, he has to be the ultimate street fighter dick.

Ultimate Street Fighter Dick by Changmachine July 5, 2009

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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