A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.
"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."
by knight_visionn December 6, 2009
In nominal terms, a dickstick is another term for a dildo. By extrapolation, "dickstick" is a Tomism (see Tomism) and used as a mild insult to one's intelligence. Useable as a substitute for "dipshit", "dickstick" usually indicates one's displeasure of another person's actions.
P1: "Hey, Tom look. Frank just took the last piece of pizza."
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
T: "Oh, that dickstick! I didn't even get to eat any!"
by Frank Klaune March 16, 2004
look at these two homos riding their fucking dickstickswith flip flops and they actually feel cool, like they are surfing or some shit.
by tylerzz July 20, 2006
Person or group of people who intrude and divulge information or opinion in a very rude and malicious matter.
What's up with trying to rain on the parade of people who actually like, and I daresay prefer the new singer?
It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.
It's just mean-spirited dicksticking.
by Megrim May 26, 2007
by cookiecum April 3, 2020
by famhead November 30, 2018
Dropping your member in a body paint before meeting with your partner to add spice to the relationship and sexual intercourse.
Veronica was getting a bit bored of my performance in bed, so I put some black dickstick on and she loved it.
by SammySammyG June 23, 2021