dick smoker 

Homosexual man

Larry is a dick smoker

dick smoker by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 16, 2017

dick smoker 

A homosexual; a guy who gives head to other guys.

Watch out for Phil, he's a real dick smoker.

dick smoker by Rony February 6, 2003

Dick Smoker 

When a female firmly grasps a dick and sucks the tip, like a gay guy smoking a stogey. Back and forth, back and forth. When the dick starts to jizz she sucks it like she’s smoking the stogey.

Are you gonna go smoke dick? No, I’m not a dick smoker like conlon.

Dick Smoker by The Chuck Diesel March 15, 2022

Dick Smoker 

one who is highly stressed, and uses sucking cocks as a relief. Also it is known that this individuals neccessity to relieve thier anxiety leads to uncleanliness. consequently they may be know to be a dirty cocksucker.

there have been many met in my life, but the one who qualifies as a chain smoker would be Chris Proctor.

Dick Smoker by not a second hand smoker March 25, 2004

Dick Smoker 

Literally everyone you meet is a cock sucker...but the term "dick smoker" is reserved for a select few. They are the worst people in the world and even find pleasure smoking cock (similar to smoking cigars).

They are the asshole's who believe they are superior beings, however, they uh well you know... suck cock! Have you ever met someone you just absolutely hated with all your soul? It is quite possible he was what you call....a DICK SMOKER!

Literally Nobody: "...Enjoying silence..."

Dick Smoker: *Having a Giant Celebrating with Rainbow Flag*

Bob: Oh Jesus Christ, here we go again with those fucking dick smoker's running through the town!

Sally: Yeah, those dick smokers are literally the worst people.

Dick Smoker by thekingtiger February 21, 2021

Dick smoker 

When people act, say, or do something really gay AND stupif

(A guy does something dumb)

Are you smokin on some dick?!
What type of dick are you smoking?!
Are you a dick smoker?!

Dick smoker by T_Dawg_69 May 9, 2019

smokes the cheesy dick 

Anything which sucks profusely. Used to represent something that not only sucks, blows or is otherwise just terrible but is totally and utterly horrible. In this instance smoking is a term used to represent felatio or sucking cock. Cheesy dick is used to not only represent the case of a man with cheese dick but also to represent something really cheesy, corny or lame.

1. "This is the worst game I've ever played, it fucking smokes the cheesy dick."
2. Jim: "This party fucking sucks."
Ned: "No shit, it's totally smoking the cheesy dick."

smokes the cheesy dick by Bafilius January 27, 2007