Dick-punching class

Slang for self-defense class

Person 1: "Hey Becky, can you go to the movies on Saturday?"

Person 2: "I can't, sorry. I have some shopping to do then I have dick-punching class."

Dick-punching class by DickPuncher'96 September 19, 2011

dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

National dick punching day 

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)

damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day

National dick punching day by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019

Punching Dick

The act of fucking a bitch so hard it feel like she getting beat out.

Man last night I was punching dick she was screaming for it.

Punching Dick by bigboinword September 5, 2023

Dickpunchingly 

An adjective used to describe something at an extreme.

ex1. Wow this gum is dickpunchingly good!
ex2. Jeez, that exam was dickpuncingly hard!

Dickpunchingly by blizzy-B October 26, 2010

dickmunching 

The opposite of a meatriding and glazing.
A dickmuncher is someone who hates something so much that they can't shut up about it.

Friend 1: Man the last of us was such a good show!
Friend 2: I hate that stupid fucking show.
Friend 1: could you stop dickmunching please.

dickmunching by DickMuncher27 November 26, 2023