dick on fire

The action of a male lighting his pubic hair on fire.

-Dude, we're getting bored tonight.
-How'bout a dick on fire?
-Yeah, plus all the chicks at this party are ugly!
-All right, bro, pass the lighter!

by Antoinou May 24, 2010

dick wall fire

when a dildo is attached to a wall and has been lit on fire

don’t you know love it when dick wall fire

by bestie this is for you March 10, 2021

dick fired

when ur pp Is steamy from pleasure

I was dick fired

by periodwithtrans January 26, 2023

Dick Fire

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel gas to exit the dick. If the gas is ignited it will produce a flame otherwise known as a dick fire. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Every time a wild fire would occur in California, Harry was always suspected of causing it by performing his Dick the Dragon routine and lighting another dick fart creating a Dick Fire that spread out of control.

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016