dick mush 

Someone who is similar to bag of dicks, but much worse. The dicks have soaked so long in their own douche juices that they still look likes dicks but the minute they are around other people they collapse into the most unpleasant person you have ever met.

Man, Derek has been a bag of dicks for so long he's now a bag of dick mush.

dick mush by hobiwan February 18, 2014

mush dick

a dick that never seems fully erect no matter what you try

Eddie has mush dick. It never gets like a rock"

mush dick by Civicchick November 7, 2013

Mush dick

Old men

Al has a mush dick

Mush dick by Nev22 August 19, 2022

mush at me dick 

When u try to have sex with your girl but u have a floppy flaccid penis that just pushes against her vagina.

Man!!! U got dat mush at me dick!!!

mush at me dick by Van Nest February 1, 2020

Mushroom dick 

A smaller then average penis (but not freakishly small) with a large mushroom or toadstool shaped head.

Donald J Trump has a mushroom dick!

Mushroom dick by Dagwood55 September 18, 2018

mushroom dick 

as described by stormy daniels, the shape of President Donald Trump's genitals.

“I lay there," she wrote, "annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a mushroom dick like the character in Mario Kart." -Stormy Daniels

mushroom dick by real610phillyhoe September 18, 2018

mushroom dick 

A condition in which the corona and frenulum of the penis (the "mushroom"-esque part) are significantly wider than the shaft. Sometimes a result of poor circumcision.

He ain't need no ribbed condoms, he got that mushroom dick!

mushroom dick by whatwhatwhat December 30, 2007