dick look

to be caught by surprised, or not paying attention, with a stupid facial expression.

jim called out sandra on being such a hoe, and she momentarily sported a dick look.

by viciousk March 9, 2008

dick look

originating from Maryland, "dick look" means being caught doing something stupid.

my girl caught me with her friend, and I sat there with the dick look.

by Andre Young March 20, 2005

brocoli looking dick

A tiny little penis cover with a lot of hair. The dick might be lost in that little jungle.

I don't want to see your brocoli looking dick. I might need a magnifying glass.

by Lovemariapop April 2, 2015