Dick in mouth disease 

It is where you will take any cock into your mouth whether it is a salty cock or a normal donger.

Woman 1: Did you watch 50 shades of gray?
Woman 2: Yeah, the girl must have had dick in mouth disease.

Dick in mouth disease by Mrconjman July 5, 2017

Dick in mouth 

Any female of any sorts who wants a males reproductive system in their mouth

“Oh that jawn over there want dick in mouth”

Dick in mouth by Lil bubuchi October 5, 2018

Dick in mouth 

"Dick In Mouth" or "D.I.M" is an acronym for someone(usually a guy) whos is basically an idiot, acts like a retard or is simply a dumb fuck and would look better with the "dick in the their mouth"

"Hey dick in mouth , what the fuck are you doing over there? You gonna get that done or pound salt up your ass?!"

Dick in mouth by Optimus Doozer October 20, 2006

Dick in Mouth  

Pretty self explanatory. When something sucks or blows or is just dumb. Can be used as a play on words.

Example 1:
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: What?
Arianna: You're an asshole.
Robbie: O i couldn't here you on account of Dick in Mouth .

Examlpe 2:

Teacher: Today we are going to talk about our feelings.
Student: That's so Dick in Mouth .

Example 3:
Fred: When i was little, i fell down the steps and knocked out all my teeth and that's why i talk with a lisp.
Brianna: O thats def D.I.M.

Dick in Mouth by Big Sammy Fish Head May 16, 2008

Dick in mouth syndrome

Dick In Mouth Syndrome, aka D.I.M.S., is a condition in which an individual does not want to get off his fucking lazy ass and get a job.

"Dude, why are you always borrowing money from your mom?"

"I don't feel like getting a job. I have Dick In Mouth Syndrome."

Dick in mouth syndrome by Powderkegg October 10, 2008

Dick In Your Mouth!

The phrase people say when trying to fuck up your focus when playing video games, sports or having sex.

(guy steps up to hit driver)
Guy: "silence please"
Douchebag: "Dick In Your Mouth!"
Guy: "Dammit Chris!"

Dick In Your Mouth! by mucusalarmclock November 22, 2011

Dick In The Mouth (DITM) 

An international language spoken by a female who sucks dick

You are talking to a girl who speaks a foreign tongue and you can't understand what she is saying but she ends up sucking you off therefore she speaks the international language Dick In The Mouth (DITM).

Dick In The Mouth (DITM) by Chris M. Coleman March 24, 2008