by abw123 February 23, 2009
This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.
Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"
by Meow Meow Squick August 12, 2010
A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors
by Turtle Tamer October 15, 2018
Putting the tip of your penis against the tip of another penis and masturbating them simultaneously.
by dmtbl August 19, 2008
a description for anything homosexual in the literal sense. It can be a gay couple or all boy action. nothing heterosexual is involved. it could also be gay porn or a way to describe something that is gay. Used for any gay action.
That porno was dick on dick.
by kidUrban June 7, 2010
by Von hindumberg August 16, 2020
i'm hittin the club so i can spill dick on a fine female. nothin like spillin some dick on a friday night
by beaver July 11, 2003