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Dick beat 

A perjorative term used by "in-the-know" rhythm section members to describe endless blues jams of the kind typically put forth by middle-aged white guys.

Originated in Syracuse, N.Y. (the self-proclaimed "blues belt" of Central New York) circa 1995, possibly following a mind-numbing set of medium-tempo shuffles at the Dinosaur Bar-B-Que.
"How'd that gig at Dinosaur go?"

"Three sets of dick beat, man."
Dick beat by Tristan Fabriani July 11, 2017

Dick Beat December 

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November
I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.
Dick Beat December by nuttery November 15, 2017

beat dick 

Something that is particularly ratchet, awful, or otherwise generally beat.
Damn, this (insert literally any word here) is beat dick !!
beat dick by Lit Dick420 March 31, 2017

Beat your dick off 

When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
Beat your dick off by Zanbato October 12, 2016

National Beat your Dick Day 

Get the fuck out of here you lonely motherfucker and find yourself a girlfriend.
Did you hear it is national beat your dick day.

Wow you must be lonely.

dick-beaters 

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
dick-beaters by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021