eat my entire dick and ass 

something my gay friend joel says when he is displeased with something or annoyed or sometimes his gay ass just says it for no reason,,,, ily Joel bahahahahaha

me: hey joel communisum
Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

me: is eating
Joel: can i have some?
me: no

Joel: eat my entire dick and ass

eat my entire dick and ass by YOURFRENDSHAYLA September 14, 2018

shit and dick and ass and fart 

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

shit and dick and ass and fart by MrChimper April 25, 2011

grab dick and ass month

Along no nut november, national grab dick and ass month will be taking place every november. Use this as your free pass to grab someone’s dick/ass. These are the following rules:

1: You are allowed to grab anyone’s ass or dick (boy or girl)

2: If you have not grabbed at least one dick or ass for the whole month, you fail

3: If you get arrested for sexual assault, just show them this and they will let you go.

4: Finally, you are not allowed to grab anyone’s dick or ass if they are under the age of 11

Good luck!

*Boy: “Yo b, let me grab that still”
*Girl: “Wtf are you doing, don’t touch me”
*Boy: “But it’s grab dick and ass month” *Shows grab dick/ass pass*
*Girl: “Oh yeh sorry, go ahead”

grab dick and ass month by lucascdf October 2, 2019

Grab dick and ass day 

September 10 is the day you grab boys with big dicks and smack and grab somebody ass

September 10 is grab dick and ass day

Grab dick and ass day by Cleve clevon September 9, 2019

June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day" 

June 9th is the day of each year that every man (or person with both a dick and an ass), who also posesses a female significant other, sends her a picture of their dick and ass. It can be separate, or together, but both the dick and ass must be photographed and sent on this day, if mentioned.

GF; "Hey babe, do you know what day it is?"
BF; "Yea, it's June 9th. What's so special about it?"
GF; "Today is June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day""
BF; "Well, shit, let me get to taking pictures then!"

June 9th, "Send your Girlfriend pictures of your Dick and Ass Day" by Katzleinne June 9, 2021

suck my dick and eat it up my ass 

Insult

To introduce a penis in a person mouth, to then proceed to introduce the tongue into somebody's ass

Human Being 1: You can't even speak proper english...
Human Being 2: You suck my dick and eat it up my ass

suck my dick and eat it up my ass by Jaskins2 May 22, 2017

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick 

All I really want...

Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?

fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick by I want to die drowned by semen December 3, 2017