The sound of dicks thumping against each other. It’s considered an unfortunate occurrence if between two straight men during a three way.
Kyle-“Bro heard you and Chad ran a train on Kayla!?”
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
Josh-“Yea but we were trying to DP and we accidentally made dick thunder.”
Kyle-“Hahahaha it’s only gay if your dicks touch.
by Sun Wai September 23, 2019
Any arrogant male who feels the need to show off in public; usually to impress a female. Thunder Dick actions can occur by any male at any moment.
by WCU Ward May 24, 2007
Person 1. I hear thunder in the distance
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
Person 2. Ha ha you were always afraid of thunderstorms even growing up!
Person 1. I know but you were always a thunder dick even back then to!
by Conker1 October 6, 2016
Jonathan: SuCk My HoT ItAlIaN SaUsAgE
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt
Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*
Steven: How about no you dick sucking thunder cunt
Jonathan:*fucking gets thanos snapped in his asscheeks*
by Mutated spaghetti June 20, 2019
When a chick is so disgusting, you wouldn't piss on her gums if they were on fire. Also she is the kind of girl whom thinks she is hot and your buddy dating her doesn't really know how nasty she is because he is tagging her sludgepot!
Hey John, did you see Tonys' girlfriend yeah that bitch stole my planner, and she is really nasty what dick whirling thunder cunt!
by nosa74 October 31, 2009
by People named Tyler are gay May 20, 2016
Bethany: My ass is stuck in the washing machine step bro!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
Stepbro: Dick Juggling Thunder Cunt! It is!
by Pubeypie August 24, 2021