A dick squeezer is a person who is so much of an asshole that they squeeze dicks for fun.
O.J. Simpson is a dick squeezer.
Basically an asshole. A person that is annoying or has wronged you in some way.
Brian: Thomas stole my iPod
Austin: Wow, what a dick-squeezer
It means to squeeze the head of the dick. But really people call each other it referring them as gay.
"Dude did you hear cory is a dick squeezer!?"
"holy fuck hes gay!"
a person or object that grabs and enjoys touching penises, dildos, and objects shaped like dicks.
Someone who takes pleasure in squeezing dicks. They may be so infatuated with it, that it takes over their whole life. Whoever has a dick they wanna squeeze it.
Brian: "I don't know what it is, I can't stop grabbing dicks. Can I grab yours?"
Trever: "Fuck no, get away from my cock you Dick Squeezer!"