Dick Hurt

when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.

That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!

by A cool person :) October 21, 2011

Dick-hurt

That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.

Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.

by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018

by IAMHARRYSTEELE October 12, 2016

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.

Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons

by Mike Fellatio July 2, 2004

When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.

by Ashbo 94 April 15, 2020