To Mexican: Donde esta el bano?! Yo tengo diarrhea!
(Where is the bathroom?! I have diarrhea!)
-Yes, diarrhea is the same in both English and Spanish. I checked.
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"