dialrrhea

"Dude I received 23 phone calls from you in last 5 minutes. Quit butt-dialing me."

"Sorry. I have dialrrhea"
by mrmonks February 14, 2012
mugGet the dialrrheamug.

Dialrrhea

When your f'n phone gets food, oil, water, or sweat on the screen and it freaks out...
Calling, or texting out gibberish or deleting contacts or just overall acting like it is possessed buttdial

Generally highly selective in that it is always the last person you want to call or text...
Dude i'm really sorry abt this... my f'n phone has Dialrrhea
by no pha que July 16, 2019
mugGet the Dialrrheamug.