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blow dryer poopie 

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.
I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.
blow dryer poopie by Gajapidi March 18, 2014

Dryer Baby 

The phenomenon resulting from a freak accident of nature when the fertilization of a human egg occurs outside of the human body when introduced to human sperm during the laundering process. The washing process acts as the medium introducing the egg and sperm to the broth of human nutrients and residue trapped in the fiber of the clothes. Once the miraculous conception has occurred the broth acts as a yoke of sorts encasing and feeding the embryo giving it the nutrients to develop. When placed in the dryer, warmth combined with the moisture encourage embryonic cell division resulting in a dryer baby
Man I am washing a pair of my boxers with a batch of my girlfriend's clothes, and I just hope we don't have a dryer baby when all is said and done.
Dryer Baby by Professor Hobbs December 4, 2010

Dryer pickle 

When a dumbass poops in someone's sock and then throws it into a full clothes dryer load, causing the entire load to smell like S**T!!
All my laundry smells like poop!!! Steve must have dryer pickled my clothes!!!
Dryer pickle by DeadSext March 1, 2010

hiroshima hair dryer 

A big ol turbo for your import car
Dude what are you getting next for your car?

Oh! The Hiroshima hair dryer is what I was thinking, maybe a Songhai spinny boi

boston blow dryer 

when you are getting a blowjob and you jizz on her face then you quickly roll over and fart in her face there fore blow drying the jizz off of her face
jessica felt very ashamed after alex boston blow dryer the jizz off her face

dryer surprise 

When you open the dryer to put wet laundry in only to discover "someone" left it full of clothes.
I'll just put these clothes into the - uh-OH - WTF! - dryer surprise!
dryer surprise by da Chetster July 22, 2010