mountain dewzzie 

'noun;' The procedure of introducing mountain dew into the rectum and colon via the anus. Typically performed by squeezing a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew soft drink directly into the afflicted anus. May result in "extreme" bowel movements and loss of sperm.

1. "I'm pretty loose after that mountain dewzzie;"
2. "I just ordered a two liter for your daily mountain dewzzie."

mountain dewzzie by fktnyromo April 26, 2009

dezzie 

A shortened word for a desert eagle (a gun)

"Yo, you better reach for that holster and pull out the dezzie."

dezzie by Tha 1ne July 18, 2005

Dezzie Dez the Streetwise Millionaire 

A precocious, gully hustler, who started in the dope, drinks, and bitch game way before his time. Known for driving a Mazda Precedia under the influence of copious amount of buddah.

Yo, that nigga Dezzie Dez the Streetwise Millionaire got mo' bitches than he can handle, son!

Dezzie Dez the Streetwise Millionaire by Beansbanesbones January 21, 2009

Dezzie 

A madman.

An absolute legend.

R.I.P. Dezzie, you were a legend!!!!

Dezzie by xXRozeeXx May 30, 2008

dezzie  

somebody who is disabled due to thier own stupidity
or
an actual spaz

look at that dezzie prick on them crutches!

dezzie by doey February 25, 2008

Doin A Dezzie

Doin a crime/ criminal action and not getting caught by multiple police or the army

Did you just see that cunt doin a dezzie.

Doin A Dezzie by Qtee_1987 October 18, 2025