mountain dew black label

the rain that fell to earth on the first night of creation. it colored the night sky.

mountain dew black label was the rain.

by F.JjJjJ January 15, 2020

vern dew

Crazy, unhinged, deadly;

Run for your life, it’s Vern Dew!

by Edensgrace July 25, 2019

right to dew process

A law dat states dat during periods of water-rationing, you may still perform moisture-related preparation/manufacturing in da wee hours of da morning, provided dat you only use naturally-occurring condensation on cooled outdoor objects.

"Right to dew process" could also refer to legislation dat permits you to imbibe cloyingly-sweet soda from a green plastic bottle while performing preparation/manufacturing-related tasks.

by QuacksO March 5, 2021

Ms Dew

The biggest bird that loves coca cola

Brenda : have you seen ms dew today with her glasses ?
Bertha : YES ! *Laughs*

by Luvvmyselfsmsm March 5, 2023

HOT MOUNTAIN DEW

When you swallow a meth addict's ejaculations... make or female.

I drank a Hot Mountain Dew, when Ryan came, prematurely.

by MooncalfMagic April 3, 2022

The Dew

“The Dew” is not a thing, or an object but a way of life. When one is said to have this it means that they are at the highest level of society, and borderline a god. When one has “The Dew” they also are pushing an unfathomable amount of P.

“Have you guys met Isaac yet? That guy for sure has the dew.”

by BarronButtcheekBob March 31, 2022

Mountain Dew Moment

When two people have the same thought at the same time, as if it were telepathy. The reason for calling it a Mountain Dew moment is because the type of telepathy originated when two found girls both made the same stupid mistake when referring to caffeinated beverage. Instead of thinking about Coffee, Mountain Dew popped into their heads. Therefore creating the Mountain Dew moment.

Kathryn: I was looking at camp pictures a second ago.
Edith: WOAH GURL. SAME HERE.
Kathryn: MOUNTAIN DEW MOMENT.

by RestroomSign October 2, 2011