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Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
Bob: U gonna hit the bar with us tonite, dude?

Dick: No. I think I'll stay home and play some W.O.W. I gotta level up!

Bob: Stop acting like a devinte and let's go get some poon!
devinte by B.Diddy August 4, 2007
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Awesome guy who has a big ass shlong. sometimes timid when he first sees people but when you get to know him he’s the best person ever. he gets played by girls a lot prolly cuz it’s a black guy name.
friend : where you going
other friend : going to hangout w Devinte. he’s an awesome dude to hang out with
friend : oh shit lemme come
Devinte by Jeffery B. November 4, 2019
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Famous Indian/Punjabi Celebrity, He is very strong , clever and has the charms to pull any girl he wants or dreams off. He is normally regarded as the Notorious Devinder Or Notorious D for short in comparison to the Notorious Biggie and his skills. he is no typically Indian and his english is almost fluent. He is also really intelligence and has the strength to pick up a bus with just his little finger.
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Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.
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